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6/9/11

Common Expressions Revised


I would like to revise a few common expressions. Feel free to steal them and use them for yourself. 


Old - That which does not kill you, makes you stronger.
New - That which does not kill you is why you need therapy.

Old - A blessing in disguise.
New - Life was so bad that I had to search for something good and I finally found it.

Old - Blood is thicker than water.
New - Blood is thicker than water, but I get to choose my water.

Old - A woman's place is in the home.
New - A woman's place is wherever she wants to be.

Old - Children should be seen and not heard.
New - If you can't see or hear your children, run! They are up to no good.

Old - Those that can, do. Those that can't, teach.
New - Those that can, do. Those that can't, teach. Those that can't teach, teach gym.

Old - All publicity is good publicity.
New - All publicity is good publicity, just ask Charlie Sheen.

Old - Behind every great man there is a great woman.
New - Behind every great man there is a great woman. (because some things never change)

2 comments:

  1. Ha ha!!! Love these revised quotes. Great blog you have here! You have a new follower. :)

    Thanks for the hop from Stumble Through Thursday. I've stumbled ya back!

    ~ Devon
    Reading with Joey

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  2. Cute! Great morning reading for me,Cheers:)

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